Shipping today!! The protein you’ve been waiting for is finally back — and honestly, it’s even better.
We have been sold out of protein since July 2025, so if you’ve been messaging me asking “When are you getting your protein back?” … this is finally it.
And after all that time, I did not want to bring back just anything.
We are no longer able to get whey protein, so instead we created something I actually like even better: a dairy-free beef isolate protein that tastes like actual brownie batter.
Not “good for a protein powder.”
Not “good if you blend it with 5 things.”
I mean actually good.
When I tasted the final formula, I genuinely could not believe it. It tasted like the batter from brownie mix — rich, chocolatey, sweet, and indulgent — without the sugar.
That is exactly why I called it Brownie Batter.
And the craziest part?
It has zero beef taste.